Machete Kills Goes Gaga With an “Aura” Trailer and Two New Posters

Posted: October 6, 2013 in Movies


Toters and Tiaras dominate the final  poster offerings for Machete Kills which opens this Friday.  The two lovelies featured get to show off their wares, their natural endowments and deadly talents.

The women of Machete Kills are as much fashion statement as are they filled with comic attitude and anime weaponry.

Alexa Vega who may or may not be a hooker with a heart of gold looks deadly in her sparkly brassier with matching form fitting bottom and thigh high leather boots.   Her talent has a long barrel and is sleek and deadly silent.   Somewhere along in the plot in your head she will either kill you or let you loose.   Either way Vega is no longer anyone’s Spy Kid.

Amber Heard is a beauty queen with a patriotic streak that goes deep undercover.  Heard is Machete’s CIA handler and being Miss San Antonio is just a front to handle the longest, pointiest, sharpest and most varied weaponry our country has to offer damsels who seek distress.  Her Swiss Army blade is great for slicing, dicing and disemboweling international criminals and opening the occasional can or two.


The new trailer is a music video for Lady Gaga’s Aura from her upcoming Artpop album .   Gaga plays La Camáleon, a villainess that morphs into six personalities each with its own acting persona.  Gaga made such a strong impression on director Robert Rodriquez that he created a role for her in his now filming Sin City sequel.

Machete Kills centers on Machete’s (Danny Trejo) quest to stop an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) who has plans to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

The film also stars Sofia Vergara, Michelle Rodriguez,  Charlie Sheen,  Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding Jr., William Sadler, and Marko Zaror.







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