The Complete Need for Speed Car Porn Guide

Posted: March 14, 2014 in Movies

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Despite its video game origins the movie version of Need For Speed is a Fast and Furious wannabee.  Sure it has Aaron “Breaking Bad” Paul as the star and stunt demon Scott Waugh directing the mayhem, but it is the plentiful assortment of bad ass American Muscle Cars and European multimillion dollar roadsters that  are the real stars.

Movies like this only strive for ultimate car porn: to look bad, drive fast and crash furiously.   The actors are there only for eye-candy, the close-ups and the OMG reaction shots.   Everyone knows the plot: get revenge on those who done the hero wrong, save the damsel a few times from harm and violation– and make sure you finish the race in first place.

So without further ado, here are the porn stars of Need For Speed and their hard statistics.

1966 Pontiac GTO

Need-for-Speed-1966-Pontiac-GTOEngine: Tri-power V-8

Horsepower: 360 HP

0-60 MPH: 6.5 seconds

Top Speed: 114 MPH

Price:  $39,0000.00 (mint)

Also starring Pontiac GTO’s:  XXX, The Last Ride, Two Lane Black Top

1969 Ford Gran Torino

Need-for-Speed-1969-Ford-Gran-TorinoEngine: 428 cubic inch FE V-8 

Horsepower: 335 HP

0-60 MPH: 5.7 seconds

Top Speed: 120 MPH

Price: $43,000 (mint)

Also starring  Grand Torinos:  Gran Torino, Starsky and Hutch, Fast and Furious 4

2013 Shelby Mustang GT500

Need-for-Speed-2013-Shelby-GT500Engine: 5.8 Liter V-8

Horsepower: 620 HP

0-60 MPH: 3.6 seconds

Top Speed: 190 MPH

Price: $56,000

Also starring Shelby GTs:  Getaway

 2015 Ford Mustang GT

Need for Speed 2015 Ford Mustang GT The Complete Need for Speed Car Guide

 Engine: 5.0 Liter Coyote V-8

Horsepower: 420 HP

0-60 MPH: Not Released

Top Speed: 155 MPH

Price: $30,000

Also starring Ford Mustangs: Goldfinger (debut), Bullitt, Diamonds Are Forever, Gone In 60 Seconds, I Am Legend

 Saleen S7

Need for Speed Saleen S7 The Complete Need for Speed Car Guide

 Engine: Ford 427 7.0 Liter V-8

Horsepower: 550 HP

0-60 MPH: 3.1 seconds

Top Speed: 199 MPH

Price: $590,000

Also starring Saleen 7s: Bruce Almighty, XXX: State of the Union, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Entourage, Middle Men

 Lamborghini Sesto Elemento

Need for Speed Lamborghini Sesto Elemento The Complete Need for Speed Car Guide

 Engine: Mid-mounted 5.2 Liter V10

Horsepower: 570 HP

0-60 MPH: 2.4 seconds

Top Speed: 186 MPH

Price: $2.2 million

Also Starring Lamborghinis: Transformers, Miami Vice, The Wolf of Wall Street, Joshua Tree, Speed Zone, It Takes Two

 McLaren P1

Need for Speed McLaren P1 The Complete Need for Speed Car Guide

 Engine: McLaren M838TQ twin-turbo 3.8 Liter V8

Horsepower: 903 HP

0-60 MPH: 2.8 seconds

Top Speed: 217 MPH

Price: $1.2 million

Also starring McLarens: Rush, Beyond Tomorrow

GTA Spano

Need for Speed GTA Spano The Complete Need for Speed Car Guide

 Engine: Mid-mounted 8.3 Liter V-10

Horsepower:  900 HP

0-60 MPH: 2.9 seconds

Top Speed: 217 MPH

Price: $774,000

Also Starring GTA Spanos:  Need for Speed (debut)

Bugatti Veyron Super Sport

Need for Speed Bugatti Veyron Super Sport The Complete Need for Speed Car Guide

 Engine: 8.0 Liter Quad-Turbocharged W-16

Horsepower: 1200 HP

0-60 MPH: 2.46 seconds

Top Speed: 268 MPH

Price: $2.4 million

Also starring Bugatti Veyrons:  National Lampoon’s The Great American Run, Birdman: Fire Flame

Koenigsegg Agera – Standard

Need for Speed Koenigsegg Agera The Complete Need for Speed Car Guide

 Engine: 5.0 Liter Twin-Turbocharged V-8

Horsepower: 940 HP

0-60 MPH: 3.1 seconds

Top Speed: 260 MPH

Price: $2 million

Also starring Koenigsegg Ageras: Redline, Fast Five

Koenigsegg Agera R

Need for Speed Koenigsegg Agera R The Complete Need for Speed Car Guide

 Engine: 5.0 Liter Twin-Turbocharged V-8 Biofuel

Horsepower: 1140 HP

0-60 MPH: 2.9 seconds

Top Speed: 273 MPH (Theoretical)

Price: $2 million

Also starring Koenigsegg Ageras: Redline, Fast Five

Koenigsegg Agera S

Need for Speed Koenigsegg Agera S The Complete Need for Speed Car Guide

 Engine: 5.0 Liter Twin-Turbocharged V-8

Horsepower: 1030 HP

0-60 MPH: 2.8 seconds

Top Speed: 273 MPH (Theoretical)

Price: $2 million

Also starring Koenigsegg Ageras: Redline, Fast Five

Ferrari 458 Italia (Chase Car)

Need for Speed Ferrari 458 Italia The Complete Need for Speed Car Guide

 Engine: Ferrari/Maserati 4.5 Liter V-8

Horsepower: 560 HP

0-60 MPH: 3.3 seconds

Top Speed: 202 MPH

Price: $230,000

Also starringFerrari 458s: Transformers: Dark of the Moon

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