Great Movie Typo Titles That Would Make Great Movies

Posted: November 4, 2014 in Movies

O: The story of how one man, with the help of a mega amazing wife, gets serious about his art career in his fourth decade, while also rocking the hell out of being a dad.

Dropping the letter of a movie title and creating a screwy plot to match the title is a popular movie game to play with friends. Artist Austin Light took a whole month’s worth of such titles culled from submission by reddit users on r/movies to come up with this illustrated gallery of film wackiness.
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Ad Max: In an apocalyptic desert wasteland only one man sells water, and he makes it look sexy as hell.

Aging Bull: A bovine pugilist comes out of retirement for one last fight. He loses.

Alen: The story of a lonely cashier named Alen who yearns for something more. Something like eating astronauts.

Beauty and the Beat: After a witch turns her best friend into a dope boom box, Belle decides to enter France’s Got Talent. She crushes it.

Dive: Ryan Gosling plays a mysteriously appealing scuba diving guide who gets mixed up in some shady business. He has like 12 lines the whole movie. He also stomps a shark to death.

Fight Cub: When deforestation threatens his home, one feisty bear fights back.

Finding Emo: An insufferable teenage fish runs away from home. His father contemplates searching for him.

Harry Otter: A young boy finds out who, and what, he is. Magic ensues.

Jurassic Par: Two dinosaurs set out to prove they’re more than just killing machines. Thanks to a loophole in the rules they find a spot on the PGA tour and golf their way to the top of the food chain.

Lord of the Rigs: The story of one man’s unhealthy obsession with his truck.

Man on Fir: The pacific northwest version of Tarzan.

Men: A retired professor helps a rugged Canadian work through his aggression as he struggles to uncover his past. Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman star.

Mr and Mrs Sith: Two Jedi abandon the order for love. Also to shoot lightning from their hands. Because that’s cool.

O Bother Where Art Thou: Convicted felon, Winnie, breaks out of jail with the help of his prison mates Tigger and Piglet, and set off on a cross-state journey to find his missing honey pot.

Obo Cop: The story of how a police officer works through his PTSD and adjusts to his new robotic implants with the help of the sexy soothing sound of his oboe.

Pollo 13: A former astronaut finally wins the blue ribbon award on his 13th chick.

Pretty in Ink: The “gritty” 2014 remake of the 80s classic. It’s pretty much the same movie, just with more sick tattoos.

Pup Fiction: Two mob hit dogs go after a poodle who wrote a slanderous op-ed about their boss.

Raining Day: Ethan Hawke and Denzel Washington play two narcotics officers who play hookie and spend a rainy day inside playing board games and drinking cocoa.

Rave: One red-haired Scottish girl. One dance floor. One unforgettable night.

Ron Man: A disgruntled government employee builds a robo suit in his garage to help him stop the government he works for from getting any more work done.

Scram: A thief with a penchant for masks keeps getting caught in the act.

Star Wars: A New Hoe: A farm boy, who apparently farms sand, fulfills his destiny and becomes the first farmer to do the kessel run in 12 parsecs.

T: A boy finds a jewelry clad alien who speaks exclusively in aggressive yet well-meaning catchphrases.

Take 3: Liam Neeson stars in this Groundhog Day inspired movie about an actor cast in a series of nearly identical action movies. How many takes until he’s free?

The Fat and the Furious: After a bunch of thugs steal his sweet car, Jerry spirals into a vicious rage eating depression. He gets super ripped for the sequel though.

The Princess and the Fro: A waitress goes natural and rocks a fro. Later she becomes a princess for some reason.

The Princess Ride: After years apart two lovers are reunited, only to discover neither loves what the other has become. Produced by Adam Sandler.

Twilight: New Moo: A young man tries to win a girl’s heart with his new found bovine transformation skill. It doesn’t go his way.

Uno: A pregnant teen climbs to the top of the Uno rec league championship tournament.

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