Tars (from Interstellar) Is Taking Over the World

Posted: November 15, 2014 in Movies


Actually Tars is a better match for Barbara Streisand than Kris Kristofferson in all his curly-haired, hairy chested glory. There is something kinkly cool about seeing Babs snuggle suggestively with a monolith. Tars finding a real girl of the blow-up Japanese sex toy variety could turn out to be the computer version of 50 Shades of Gray if handled right. Michelle Pfeiffer, Kate Bosworth and Shailene Woodley definitely have the right source code to make TARS the ultimate programmer for their world, the underworld, cyber world and a dying girl willing to believe in a perfect Beta match. TARS would be an awesome Terminator or a Transformer, a fantastic Bat-mobile, but a Dark Knight? Not so much. TARS would make an interesting version of CP30 for Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty wandering around in the dessert.


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